May 2013
dreamingfabio:
radiobread2:
my mom was like “nicole clean your room” so im like “ugh im going to kill myself” and she like stared at me and shes like “honey its okay you dont have to clean right now” and she came upstairs with tea and two cookies and kissed me on the cheek
i said that but my mom said “make sure you clean your room first”
katiebug445:
marmarbinks3:
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago
iwishihadafather:
zackisontumblr:
who got to decide what words are swear words
my mom and jesus
catscratch-fever:
Forever feeling uncomfortable when men do something nice (let me on the train first, move out of a seat so I can have it, etc) but then take my smile of gratitude as some kind of come-on.
Touch me and I’ll fucking kill you.
“I like people who have a sense of individuality. I love expression and anything...”
– Marc Jacobs (via moaka)
knifefarty:
iwonthellamaatthefayre:
wibblywobblyuniverse:
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops...
a-studyinsonic:
multipack:
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
The uniform
theshadyslut:
owlcitymordred:
stagdoeandfawn:
catully:
brigwife:
latitudeoctopus:
brigwife:
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
dreamless-inearlygraves:
So many people who recover from anorexia/any other ED seem to turn into high-all-mighty know it all bitches.
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i swear i get uglier everyday
homosexaul:
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
fuoco-go:
gendertier:
gendertier:
gendertier:
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
Stop making people feel bad for liking things that make them happy
theladyserket:
omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN
kuroenigma:
echobo:
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
thelovelyphones:
undeadlife:
If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.
You are shallow when physical...
efferescent:
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
blancathecrazygirl:
I hate when people say that only non-white people can suffer racism. I’m sorry, but ANY race can suffer from it. Thats why its called RACISM not nonwhiteism. I understand that MANY people got it, but please do not say a certain race doesn’t get it.
damonwells:
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
happilyconcealed:
nosleepjustcoffee:
laugh-addict:
One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’
Who do you believe?
THE ULTIMATE SATAN POST OMG
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
“Its funny how sometimes the people you’d take a bullet for, are the ones behind...”
– Ritu Ghatourey (via creatingaquietmind)
dickmark:
People who write “<3” on a paper instead of just drawing a heart
guceubcuesu:
drarna:
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
and then repeat them
theemptyholmes:
theemptyholmes:
theemptyholmes:
If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She knows
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
